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Hey folks, some sad news to share. If you're a Potterhead like many of us, you'll know Sir Michael Gambon as the iconic Dumbledore from the “Harry Potter” movies. Tragically, he's left us at the age of 82. He had been battling pneumonia and passed away with his loved ones right by his side.

So, here's the tea: after dating for nearly three years and having a lit wedding in 2019, things have gone sideways between Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. Court papers dropped this Thursday, and guess what? The *Game of Thrones* icon wants her kiddos, Willa (3) and lil’ D. (14 months), back in England.

Once upon a time, there lived a man who stole some kale from his neighbor for his pregnant wife. This was both rude and foolish, because his neighbor was a powerful witch. One night, she caught him and threatened to curse him if he didn’t give her his unborn child. Being a dopey and juvenile ‘90s-sitcom-husband-type, he agreed. His wife was used to his doofus-y antics, so she just rolled her eyes while a laugh-track played in the background.

Long, long ago (like, back in 2014), there was a Woodcutter who lived with his second wife and three teenaged children. Their names were Hansel, Gretel, and Moon Unit, because their parents had been hippies in the ‘60s and liked to consider themselves unconventional.